Drill Sergeant Enthusiast Prints

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

A street fight.

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Panzer Hut.

"Is something funny, soldier?"

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

People on a sledge

Oil Workers

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'