Drill Sergeant Pillows

'...and then he made me run through a muddy puddle!!'

'Hi Mom, Boot camp is fine, but I think our drill sergeant is hard of hearing. Every time we say something, he yells 'I can't hear you.''

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Puss in Bootcamp

Captain Obvious early in his career.

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!"

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

General Practitioner

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Drill Baby Drill.

Sergeant Pepper

Home Economics with an Attitude...

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Extreme camouflage

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"Anyone seen private Butten?"

"I can't heeear you!"

"Right! Let's break for lunch!. . . . Well don't just stand on ceremony!"

"Is something funny, soldier?"

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

Colonel and Sergeant

"Lemming Boot Camp"

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"Subtract and give me fifty!"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!"

Sergeant shouting at soldiers

Volunteer soldiers drill

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant