Dressage Devotees Gifts

Horse Rider

Playing Fetch.

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Foster failure

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"You're completely screwed up."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Milk sideburns

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"And here are today's categories...."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

Secret Service Dogs

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'We spoil that dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'