Dressage Devotees Pillows

Horse Rider

Playing Fetch.

Foster failure

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"You're completely screwed up."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Milk sideburns

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"And here are today's categories...."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Secret Service Dogs

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'We spoil that dog.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'