Dressage Devotee Gifts

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

"Bond James, Bond."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Canine Companion

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

No Soliciting

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"A little help, please."

Super pets.

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'