Dressage Enthusiasts Gifts

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

Chess - Knight got off his horse to have a wee.

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Dressage

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

'Dressage?! But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'That's it Robert, this fancy dress thing has finally gone too far!'

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

"I hate dressage: executing those complex steps in front of an audience is so overwhelming..."

Boy and horse rider

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'Horse Play' 'We never mastered the choreography part of freestyle dressage, but we still wanted to have a role in the competition.'

'You know, that's really bleu cheese and not ranch. It's a cross dressing.'

' I realize you had to dress like that because you were undercover but that was six months ago, Henry ! '

Horse

'On a positive note though Maurice...no flies!'

A horse contemplates what to wear

The real flower-show