Dressage Enthusiasts Gifts

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

Chess - Knight got off his horse to have a wee.

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

Dressage

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'Dressage?! But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

Boy and horse rider

'That's it Robert, this fancy dress thing has finally gone too far!'

'Well, Mrs. Gilner, comparing the numbers, everything looks great. Your cholesterol is right in line, blood pressure good... you're definitely as healthy as a horse.'

"I hate dressage: executing those complex steps in front of an audience is so overwhelming..."

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

'Horse Play' 'We never mastered the choreography part of freestyle dressage, but we still wanted to have a role in the competition.'

'On a positive note though Maurice...no flies!'

The real flower-show

' I realize you had to dress like that because you were undercover but that was six months ago, Henry ! '

Horse

A horse contemplates what to wear