Horse Dressing Enthusiasts Gifts

A horse contemplates what to wear

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'