Horse Dressing Enthusiasts Gifts

A horse contemplates what to wear

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Stubborn Horses

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'It's a hybrid.'