Dress Sense Gifts

'Haven't you ever seen a starched necktie?'

The way she dresses...she looks so cheap and tarty! Yeah, great, isn't it?

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Let's see a robot do that."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Unsuitable clothing.

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Corporate Image

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

'Take ten years off the top.'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?