Dress Code Warrior Gifts

"Wake up late this morning?"

Out-of-control-top pantyhose.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Mod Kwan Doh

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Working at Home Half Day

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Work with me!"

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

Corporate Image

"I love meetings"

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."