Dreidel Collector Gifts

"You think you're such a big shot, but let's see who they're playing with come December!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"You're on a what?!"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Doulton Canada Geese

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Bling Crosby.

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Fun and games with wires.

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

'Oh, ignore them darling, that's just my communist China.'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

Dreidel Breakdance

What do you mean, you lost him?

You played Xbox 360 with Darlene. That's your confession? I'm a loser. Do you didn't cheat on Laurel. You just played a video game. Are you nuts? Maybe if it had been the Nintendo Gamecube, or the original Playstation. But the 360? HOJ. Have you seen the graphics on the 360?! You need inpatient care.

Rock paper scissors before paper or scissors.