Dreidel Enthusiasts Gifts

Existential Dreidel

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Dairy Devil

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Sushi Train Spotters

"Spaghetti Rave"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Santa Elevator

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Hire Wire Act

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Train Arrivals

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

"The only thing that can save it now is a really bad glee club!!"

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.'

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Step class member taking the elevator at work