Dreidel Collector Mugs

"You think you're such a big shot, but let's see who they're playing with come December!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"You're on a what?!"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Doulton Canada Geese

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Bling Crosby.

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Fun and games with wires.

Torah-nosaurus Rex

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'Oh, ignore them darling, that's just my communist China.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Dreidel Breakdance

Bull In a china shop

Rock paper scissors before paper or scissors.