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'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Cat king.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

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'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

The brain of a dog.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Keep Off The Hay

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

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