Dreamy Dog Gifts

I don't care how much your legs move, dreaming of chasing squirrles in not sufficient exercise!

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cat king.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

The brain of a dog.

A day in the life of a dog.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Keep Off The Hay

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When Pugs dream.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Dog's Loo