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Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Cat king.

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

The brain of a dog.

A day in the life of a dog.

Keep Off The Hay

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Dog's Loo

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

When Pugs dream.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'