Dreamer Of Hollywood Romances Gifts

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Canadian film production

Big screen TV.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Quantum Psychic

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Sinking with your heart

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Which part are you reading for?"