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"I hate to be the one to tell you this Dave.But this ISN'T one of those embarrassing dreams".

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

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Examinations.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

So close... Yet so far.

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

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Ahhh, spring baseball.

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"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

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"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

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'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'