Drama Clubs Gifts

counselor: 'How about joining the glee club? They're an awfully lot of fun!'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Mikado

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Lord George brings news of the debate

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Henrik Ibsen,

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Actor practising his indian war crys

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Drama Llama

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Paul and Debbie.

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'I give it six months.'

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

Actors' dispute.

"I think you're being a little dramatic."

Covid Masks

"This time, she went too far."

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

Drama class

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."