Drama Club Friend Gifts

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

William Shakespeare

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'No...I would not like a nice big slice of Angel Food cake!'

Actors' dispute.

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Let George Do It!

'Bad reviews are one of the key indicators of Post Dramatic Stress.'

The good, the bard and the ugly

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

Actor's Union: 'Boy, I could really do without all this drama!'

"That's very deep house."

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'