Drama Club Friend Prints

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

William Shakespeare

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'No...I would not like a nice big slice of Angel Food cake!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

Actors' dispute.

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

Actor's Union: 'Boy, I could really do without all this drama!'

The good, the bard and the ugly

'Bad reviews are one of the key indicators of Post Dramatic Stress.'

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Let George Do It!

"That's very deep house."