Drama Club Kid Gifts

'Please miss, can I be Herod?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

William Shakespeare

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Actors' dispute.

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"He claims it's the end of all humanity. It's amazing how kids overreact when their phone battery dies."

'Bad reviews are one of the key indicators of Post Dramatic Stress.'

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

Let George Do It!

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

Juvenile Court

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."

"No, Bobby. No."