Drama Club Kid Gifts

'Please miss, can I be Herod?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

William Shakespeare

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

Actors' dispute.

"He claims it's the end of all humanity. It's amazing how kids overreact when their phone battery dies."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Let George Do It!

RADA canteen, "Lead roll, support rolls"

'Bad reviews are one of the key indicators of Post Dramatic Stress.'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'

I've decided to be an undecided voter. It's back in vogue. They could build a reality show around me. They could start with a dramatic re-enactment of my childhood. What's your childhood got to do with this? For a long time, I couldn't decide which kid to play with: Brooke, the smart but secretive blond girl who sometimes fibbed ... or Mo, the rich bully who insulted everyone and was in treatment for pathological lying and Twinkie-hoarding. Childhood is full of touch choices.

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."

So then we went

So Emma's like, "You told him that?" and Sarah goes, "Well, yeah, hello!" and Emma's like, "No way!" and

"No, Bobby. No."

The costumes for "Cats" arrived. Try yours on and we'll have a fitting. Spring musical practice. Can we have a loosening?

"When I was young, kids played house."