Joining A Drama Club Gifts

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Mikado

Lord George brings news of the debate

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Henrik Ibsen,

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

Actors' dispute.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Covid Masks

"This time, she went too far."

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

Janus.

Let George Do It!

"We're a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas."

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

Preventing the Discovery of an Affair