Dr. Seuss Enthusiast Pillows

The wine snobs

You're my Mona Lisa.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Jacques et Jille

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"...My daughter, the model..."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Eva Schloss

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'