Seuss Enthusiast Pillows

'Let's see. Seuss. Seuss.. Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o'clock.'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

International Women's Day

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'