Dr. Seuss Fan Gone Rogue Pillows

The S**t in the Hat

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

Top Secret

'What the...?!' ( The page cannot be displayed )

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

The not so easy rider...

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

"I want a second opinion."

'Help! Culture!'

The Grim Peeper.

Detective Honky

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?"

Listening to a Book - On - Tape that will change her life!'

"I always feel like I'm missing something."

"Oh s**t, it’s ICE!"

Mouse with Christmas Cake

"I don't have to mask up, Sam I am?"

The wine snobs

Beware of dog sign (dead body with bite taken out of it)