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The S**t in the Hat

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

Billy was conflicted and confused.

"Red state, blue state, red state, blue state" --- Sometimes I get the feeling that TV news is controlled by Doctor Seuss.

Top Secret

'What the...?!' ( The page cannot be displayed )

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

The not so easy rider...

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

"I want a second opinion."

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day???..."

'Help! Culture!'

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

Detective Honky

The Grim Peeper.

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?"

Listening to a Book - On - Tape that will change her life!'

"Oh s**t, it’s ICE!"

Mouse with Christmas Cake

"I always feel like I'm missing something."

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day??? No, no. . . we're big Dr. Seuss fans."

"I don't have to mask up, Sam I am?"

Flu Shots

Beware of dog sign (dead body with bite taken out of it)