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"Bond James, Bond."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Silly wig.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Drive-thru Church

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"You complete me."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!