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'Talk about healthy! The last doctor Ralph saw was Doctor Seuss.'

"I want a second opinion."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

He looks so natural lying there...

Paul Ree

Dating an English Major

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Play 'Misty' for me."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Book vs technology

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

Eugene Ionesco

Adam and Eve Arrested

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Thou...thee...thine? What are you getting at, Buster?"