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"Red state, blue state, red state, blue state" --- Sometimes I get the feeling that TV news is controlled by Doctor Seuss.

'Talk about healthy! The last doctor Ralph saw was Doctor Seuss.'

"I want a second opinion."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

He looks so natural lying there...

Dating an English Major

Paul Ree

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Eugene Ionesco

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Dog detectives

Adam and Eve Arrested

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'He's been shot!'

Professor Brian Cox

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.