Dr. Seuss Devotee Gifts

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day???..."

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day??? No, no. . . we're big Dr. Seuss fans."

"Bond James, Bond."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Silly wig.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Drive-thru Church

Doughnut Making

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"You complete me."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.