Dr. Seuss Lover Gifts

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Archimedes statue with a lever

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Marley had a little lamb

"Which one's yours?"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

The Taming of the Ewe

The next damn Batman.

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Spider boy

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

'Our kids come here for the food, for my husband, it's the crayons.'

Pastor of Muppets

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Cash by any other name.

Ralph Fiennes

Elizabeth I

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Billy was conflicted and confused.

Learjet

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

'I hereby claim this land for all future renaissance festivals and maybe a shakespeare festival or two!'

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

Lute

Nudist Beach for Muppets

"Red state, blue state, red state, blue state" --- Sometimes I get the feeling that TV news is controlled by Doctor Seuss.

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."