Debussy Devotee T-Shirts

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Picking pastries.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I've just invented the question mark."

Doughnut Making

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

Disco Owls

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

Nick Cave

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

You Know You're Old When...

And the die is cast!

Peter Gabriel

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 5)

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

National Opera: Wriggletto

Get well. Get down.

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Artist and Nature

'Doughnuts, Dad - Mum's bought doughnuts!'