Debussy Devotee Pillows

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Picking pastries.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I've just invented the question mark."

Doughnut Making

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Disco Owls

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

And the die is cast!

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

You Know You're Old When...

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 5)

National Opera: Wriggletto

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Get well. Get down.

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

Artist and Nature

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

'Doughnuts, Dad - Mum's bought doughnuts!'

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."