Downsizing Dodger Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone dodging the chaos of downsizing? Our collection of cleverly designed items celebrates the joys and quirks of decluttering. Find something that brings a smile and a bit of humor to the process of making life simpler, with witty cartoons that capture the ups and downs of downsizing, making the transition a little lighter and a lot more fun.

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections. mockup

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

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"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?" mockup

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

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Fear of news.

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"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction." mockup

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

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'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.' mockup

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

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"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running." mockup

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

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Musical Chairs...

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"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy." mockup

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

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"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable." mockup

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

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"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!" mockup

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

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'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.' mockup

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

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We'll pass on the entrees...

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.' mockup

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

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"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!" mockup

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

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Reasons to avoid training No 234 - "I was on my way to the gym but then I heard that the DOW JONES had fallen 2.5%."

Reasons to avoid training No 234 - "I was on my way to the gym but then I heard that the DOW JONES had fallen 2.5%." mockup

Reasons to avoid training No 234 - "I was on my way to the gym but then I heard that the DOW JONES had fallen 2.5%."

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'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...' mockup

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

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'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!' mockup

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

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"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me."

"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me." mockup

"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me."

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'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.' mockup

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

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"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor." mockup

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

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What she said/What he heard...

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"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?" mockup

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

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"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!" mockup

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

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'We're out of cereal!'

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"Brian's New Year's resolution is to spend more time on the treadmill."

"Brian's New Year's resolution is to spend more time on the treadmill." mockup

"Brian's New Year's resolution is to spend more time on the treadmill."

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Pulling a Sickie.

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"I am sticking to the diet. This is just a fat jumper."

"I am sticking to the diet. This is just a fat jumper." mockup

"I am sticking to the diet. This is just a fat jumper."

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"We could save money by turning the TV off every time they mention Boris."

"We could save money by turning the TV off every time they mention Boris." mockup

"We could save money by turning the TV off every time they mention Boris."

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Traders lift 'Up' 'Down' 'Mixed'

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"I ate all the wrong things today." mockup

"I ate all the wrong things today."

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Downsizing Dodger Gifts Collection

Downsizing Dodger Mugs

Discover more witty mugs celebrating downsizing and simplifying life—perfect for inspiring and amusing friends embracing a new chapter.

Downsizing Dodger Pillows

Find playful pillows that add humor and comfort as your loved ones downsize and redecorate their new space.

Downsizing Dodger Prints

Browse art prints designed to bring humor and style to any downsizing adventure—ideal for decorating a fresh start.

Downsizing Dodger T-Shirts

Explore our humorous t-shirts that capture the downsizing spirit—great for lightening the mood during decluttering and packing.