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Alien about to shoot person

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Happy now?'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'Help!'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Diabolical bureaucratic management

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

Made in Sweden.

"Edwin is a great admirer of the late Howard Hughes."

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Alexandre Dumas

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

'Camus died yesterday - or was it the day before?'

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

"Dress code?"

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

The Man in the Iron Basque!

'Are these billable hours?'

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

How to Save the Los Angeles Dodgers

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?