Richard Adams Fan Gifts

"No, no. We want Wateship-down, not smack-down."

Pete Sampras

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

King Madras

David Bowie

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Our Summer Without Dave

Ziggy Wombat

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

"Edwin is a great admirer of the late Howard Hughes."

Still life on Mars.

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'You're pregnant?'

Mohamed Salah

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Teleshopping

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

'He's passionate about swearing.'

Alien about to shoot person

People on a map with pegs on their noses.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news

He takes England's losses very personally.

'We're going back to a well proven tactic: aiming our ads at kids so they will bug their parents to buy it.'

Horse head

Addams family - calling Uncle Fester a skinhead

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm dating this girl, and she's hinting that she wants a commitment. How do I keep getting what I want without giving her what she wants? That's easy. Every time she opens her mouth to talk about it, softly touch her lips with your finger and say ... "You know what separates us from everyone else?" "We don't even need words. Everything we have to say, we can say with our eyes." How long will that routine buy me? Six weeks of bliss.