Richard Adams Fan T-Shirts

"No, no. We want Wateship-down, not smack-down."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

King Madras

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Our Summer Without Dave

Ziggy Wombat

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Still life on Mars.

"Take me to David Bowie."

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Teleshopping

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

Alien about to shoot person

People on a map with pegs on their noses.

'We're going back to a well proven tactic: aiming our ads at kids so they will bug their parents to buy it.'

Horse head

Addams family - calling Uncle Fester a skinhead