Addams Family Fan Gifts

Addams family - calling Uncle Fester a skinhead

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

Grounded

I love my family!

It's a Boy

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

Family sitting on sofa.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

A couple with a new baby

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Too young to be a grandma

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

Freak Family.

'I love my mum and dad!'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

Two mum's pushing a stroller

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"