Addams Family Fan Gifts

Addams family - calling Uncle Fester a skinhead

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

Grounded

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

Family sitting on sofa.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

A couple with a new baby

Production manager with lots of children.

Family.

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"I'm so tired: Joey was tossing and turning in his sleep the whole night and kept waking me up..."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'I love my mum and dad!'

Freak Family.

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Too young to be a grandma

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

Two mum's pushing a stroller

"The kid you've been yelling at to get out of the bathroom for the last ten minutes is at the end of the queue!"

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'