Alexandre Dumas Admirer Gifts

The recount of Monte Cristo.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Robert Schumann

Charles Baudelaire

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Sabrage!

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Magician Playing Golf.

Leonardo's first drawing

Atomic Bear: Part 12

Candle Moment

Artistic Licence.

J. M. W. Turner

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Samuel Beckett

Francis Picabia

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'It sold for how much!'

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Death of Pierrot

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

Atomic Bear: Part 20

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

Toilet Art.

Tracey Emin

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.