Douglas Adams Fan Pillows

Alien about to shoot person

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'Help!'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Diabolical bureaucratic management

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

Made in Sweden.

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Alexandre Dumas

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

'Are these billable hours?'

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"