Double Take Lovers Pillows

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Sawrd Fighting

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

"I'm just doing this until I can break into accounting."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"I like to think he looks like me, not vice versa."

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

Sania Mirza

Tennis talking over the net.

Seasonal Overlap.