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"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Sawrd Fighting

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"I like to think he looks like me, not vice versa."

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

Sania Mirza

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

Tennis talking over the net.

Seasonal Overlap.