Twin Tricks Lover Pillows

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Cheating Death.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Magicing the crowd away

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

Twins

Restroom Practical Joke.

Death of the Great Zolini

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Joke Shop and Novelties

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Make it a quadruple.'

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"