Twin Tricks Lover Pillows

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cheating Death.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Magicing the crowd away

Romulus (left) and Remus

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

Twins

Restroom Practical Joke.

Death of the Great Zolini

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

Joke Shop and Novelties

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Twins

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"