Mind Tricks Lover Pillows

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"Have you been working out?"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Stealing thoughts.

Hypnotoon

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"Whoops..."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Culturally significant problems solved

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Terrific solution. Now if we could only find a problem fit it."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Remembering passwords.

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'