Mind Magic Lover Pillows

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Beware of the Cat.

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Emma Watson

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"No guarantees, right?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Please enter your pin now.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Not here, Fred.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

Yogi back in 5.