Mind Magic Lover Pillows

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Beware of the Cat.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Stealing thoughts.

"At least she's reading."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Please enter your pin now.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Not here, Fred.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

Yogi back in 5.