Twin Lovers Pillows

'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Romulus (left) and Remus

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Fishing poles/Honeymoon gondolas.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

Some make better deals than others.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

"You look good in that."

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

Pregnant

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."