Twin Lover Pillows

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Woah...I think I see our doppelganger.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"Herb's from Texas."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Romulus (left) and Remus

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

"I like to think he looks like me, not vice versa."

I love badminton.