Doorbell Prankster Pillows

One more ring and Bob would set off the Solicitor Glove,

Yard Sale

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

'It's for you.'

Snowman in the Freezer.

'Are you gonna answer that?'

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

The Movers Strip - Use of mirrors in selling a property

"Watch out for the low beams!"

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'Stupid telebarketers.'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."

'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).

"Hey, is your refrigerator running?" Jake and Billy make their last prank call.

Cold-calls.

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'