Dominatrix Gifts

A human dog park.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

"I don't like the look of this."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Elderly People

Records?

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

Jazz Bagpipes

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

Selfish man stealing the duvet.

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

Dirty Harry Dancing

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....