Domestic Zen Warrior Gifts

Looking for a gift for the domestic zen warrior? Celebrate someone who masters calm amidst everyday chaos with witty, thoughtful gifts that reflect their peaceful yet spirited nature. Perfect for anyone who finds their inner zen while managing life's little battles.

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"Namaste."

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow." mockup

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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'Want to make it two out of three?' mockup

'Want to make it two out of three?'

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Noise Pollution

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"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady." mockup

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

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Wrestling Our Inner Demons

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Minister Starts at a New Church

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Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore." mockup

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs." mockup

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

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Transcendental Litigation

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Down with Negativism!

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"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it." mockup

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

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"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ." mockup

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

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"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes." mockup

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

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The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired mockup

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

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Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down. mockup

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

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'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

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