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Truth or Dare in Apartment 2-L

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Human males marking territory.

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."