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Truth or Dare in Apartment 2-L

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

The Jose Padilla Experience

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Kosovo.

Human males marking territory.

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'